Landing

[Kyobanim]

Landing at a Dallas Airport ATC:


"Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great!!"


Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?

[Sdiver]

Not to be a killjoy, but shouldn't one of those runways be 189L ??? :D

[PSM]

Not to be a killjoy, but shouldn't one of those runways be 189L ??? :D

27L, killjoy. :)

Pat

[Sdiver]

27L, killjoy. :)

Pat

Yeah.....that too. :D

[SRT31B]

You gotta love that southern hospitality! :D