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rubberneck
04-26-2006, 15:57
Why do I get the feeling that a couple Secret Service agents have incurred the unholy wrath of Bill for not getting him into the birthday festivities.

Apr. 26, 2006
Copyright © Las Vegas Review-Journal

NORM: Clinton nearly sees rocket's red glare


President Clinton's round of golf had a porn star connection the other day.

Clinton was preparing to hit his second shot on the fifth hole at Las Vegas Country Club on Saturday when Secret Service agents halted a birthday party fireworks event.

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It's a birthday that Savanna Muirhead, the 5-year-old daughter of 28-year-old porn star Sophia Rossi, won't forget.

Savanna was preparing to launch a remote control 18-inch rocket when Clinton's bodyguards "came out of nowhere" and had the launch scrubbed.

Bobby McKelvey, who had just set up the rocket on the edge of the fairway in the backyard of Rossi's home on Bel Air Drive, recalls hearing the stern words, "Sir, do not fire that rocket."

He looked up and saw two badge-flashing Secret Service agents running toward him, while three more agents came out from behind trees.

"We cannot have you shooting rockets at President Clinton," said one of the agents as he approached the party of 80, said McKelvey.

Clinton, in a party of more than a dozen, was about 50-75 yards away, said McKelvey, 41, who described himself as Rossi's manager.

The rocket, fired later, includes a parachute that explodes when the missile reaches a height of 300-350 feet, McKelvey said.

Rossi, a busty blonde who grew up in Las Vegas, is one of the stars in Jenna Jameson's Club Jenna lineup. "I'm just disappointed I didn't get a photo with him," said Rossi.

"If we'd known it was Bill Clinton, we would have invited him to the party," said McKelvey.

Cincinnatus
04-26-2006, 18:09
Oh, never mind. It's too easy... :D

Huey14
04-26-2006, 22:41
Far, FAR too easy.