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Surgicalcric
03-21-2004, 18:08
FUN FACTS ABOUT THE FRENCH

- A Frenchman will fight viciously and without regard to his own life if you stand between him and a white flag.

- Rumor has it that the French don't like bathing. This rumor comes from them smelling.

- To get with modern times, they've adopted a stance of preemptive surrender.

- During the cola wars, France was occupied by Pepsi for six months.

- They like to sell weapons to enemies of America. But come on, what kind of pansies use French weapons?

- The Eiffel Tower was constructed so that they would have something very tall to wave a white flag from in case of attack.

- In ancient times, primitive Frenchmen surrendered to thunderstorms.

- They actually have a military, though what purpose it serves is unknown.
The Reaper
03-21-2004, 18:37
Originally posted by Surgicalcric
FUN FACTS ABOUT THE FRENCH

-- Their language not being quite as effeminate as they would like, they also wear berets.


I thought you aspired to wear a beret yourself, Crip?

TR
Roguish Lawyer
03-21-2004, 18:38
Originally posted by Surgicalcric
- Their language not being quite as effeminate as they would like, they also wear berets.

I'm sure your instructors are going to like this one. :eek:
Surgicalcric
03-21-2004, 18:41
Damn! I was laughing so hard at the first few I completely missed that one.

Thats what I get for posting while working in EMS dispatch.
Roguish Lawyer
03-21-2004, 19:02
Originally posted by Surgicalcric
Damn! I was laughing so hard at the first few I completely missed that one.

Thats what I get for posting while working in EMS dispatch.

When you get to jump school, it may be a good idea to read the whole manual. LOL
ktek01
03-21-2004, 21:16
Originally posted by Roguish Lawyer
When you get to jump school, it may be a good idea to read the whole manual. LOL

:D
Radar Rider
03-22-2004, 02:57
Originally posted by Surgicalcric
FUN FACTS ABOUT THE FRENCH

- A Frenchman will fight viciously and without regard to his own life if you stand between him and a white flag.
When I first read that, I thought it said fag.
Solid
03-22-2004, 05:21
When I first read that, I thought it said fag.
Well yeah, that too... :D