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ZoneOne
04-10-2006, 16:48
Found this over at www.political-comedy-central.com, figured this might stir up a laugh.

http://www.political-comedy-central.com/mil/redneck.jpg

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas , Georgia, Kentucky , Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

Warrior-Mentor
04-10-2006, 17:07
Awesome!

TFM
04-11-2006, 11:48
War on terror would be over in 5 minutes.

ADAman
04-11-2006, 22:07
I can't believe they left out North and South Carolina!

Hipshot
03-01-2007, 14:36
:munchin
This came in an email to me today -

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken fried steak.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

:D

The Reaper
03-01-2007, 14:48
Looks like a Lahti 20mm AT gun.

Buddy of mine has one, great fun to shoot.

TR

Hipshot
03-01-2007, 15:01
Looks like a Lahti 20mm AT gun.

Buddy of mine has one, great fun to shoot.

TR

:D
I was going to ask if anyone could identify this weapon.

OIFVET
02-14-2009, 22:16
Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special Forces".

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

It helps to check first before starting new threads with ancient jokes. :rolleyes: Peregrino

OIFVET
02-15-2009, 00:59
good call

Onward
02-15-2009, 03:31
What...no Alaska?

alelks
02-15-2009, 09:57
Looks like a Lahti 20mm AT gun.

Buddy of mine has one, great fun to shoot.

TR



Exactly!

Here's a thread with all the info on that pic: http://www.obscure-reference.com/guns/events/20011111/index.html



By the way, you wouldn't need to drop them off in Iraq.

Just tell them where to go and there would be a fleet of bass boats crossing the ocean in no time.

AL

Richard
02-15-2009, 10:03
6. They think your dawg is ugly and your sister is cute. :rolleyes:

Richard's $.02 :munchin