HOLLiS
03-25-2006, 10:54
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security
for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The
car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the
loan!
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the
$5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss,
we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies . . . ."Where else in New York City
can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke...
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security
for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The
car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the
loan!
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the
$5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss,
we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies . . . ."Where else in New York City
can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke...