Spartan359
03-15-2006, 00:09
My wife left me today ...
You see, after the second baby was born, she told me
we had to cut back on expenses . She said I had to give up
drinking beer.
I was not a big drinker in the first place, maybe a
12-pack on the weekends. Anyway, I gave it up .
Then today after she came home from shopping,
I noticed the receipt included $45 for some kind of
makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer to save
money but you don't seem to have given up anything!"
She said "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look
pretty for you."
That's when I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer
was for!"
I don't think she's coming back.
You see, after the second baby was born, she told me
we had to cut back on expenses . She said I had to give up
drinking beer.
I was not a big drinker in the first place, maybe a
12-pack on the weekends. Anyway, I gave it up .
Then today after she came home from shopping,
I noticed the receipt included $45 for some kind of
makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer to save
money but you don't seem to have given up anything!"
She said "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look
pretty for you."
That's when I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer
was for!"
I don't think she's coming back.