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03-07-2006, 17:05
President Bush recently went to a primary school in Macon, Georgia, to
> talk about the world. After his talk, he asked if the children had any
> questions. One little boy put up his hand, and the president asked him
> his name.
>
> "Kenneth."
>
> "And what is your question, Kenneth?"
>
> "I have three questions:
> 1 ... Whatever happened to the weapons of mass destruction?
> 2 ... Why did you give a tax break to the super wealthy?
> 3 .... Did you steal votes to win both elections?"
>
> Just then the bell rang for recess. President Bush informed the
> kiddies that they would continue after recess.
> When they resumed, the President said "OK, where were we? Oh, that's
> right, question time. Who has a question?"
>
> A different little boy put his hand up.
> Bush pointed him out and asked him his name.
>
> "Larry."
>
> "And what is your question, Larry?"
>
> "I have five questions:
> 1 ...Whatever happened to the weapons of mass destruction?
> 2 ...Why did you give a tax break to the super wealthy?
> 3 ...Did you steal votes to win both elections?
> 4 ...Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
> 5 ....What happened to Kenneth?"
> talk about the world. After his talk, he asked if the children had any
> questions. One little boy put up his hand, and the president asked him
> his name.
>
> "Kenneth."
>
> "And what is your question, Kenneth?"
>
> "I have three questions:
> 1 ... Whatever happened to the weapons of mass destruction?
> 2 ... Why did you give a tax break to the super wealthy?
> 3 .... Did you steal votes to win both elections?"
>
> Just then the bell rang for recess. President Bush informed the
> kiddies that they would continue after recess.
> When they resumed, the President said "OK, where were we? Oh, that's
> right, question time. Who has a question?"
>
> A different little boy put his hand up.
> Bush pointed him out and asked him his name.
>
> "Larry."
>
> "And what is your question, Larry?"
>
> "I have five questions:
> 1 ...Whatever happened to the weapons of mass destruction?
> 2 ...Why did you give a tax break to the super wealthy?
> 3 ...Did you steal votes to win both elections?
> 4 ...Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
> 5 ....What happened to Kenneth?"